Your tits are I can't wait for
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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