12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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