Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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