dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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