Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
