I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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