Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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