Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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