I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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