who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am naked and annoyed.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The Olympian is in my bed
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