I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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