My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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