have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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