I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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