dude i'm inner monologue high
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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