so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Life is so much better after having sex.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
