we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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