Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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