I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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