that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
MIDGETS
????
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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