My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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