More tranny stories later!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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