OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
if only i could text you this smell
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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