I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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