He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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