Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Your penis caused this!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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