i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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