So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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