ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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