Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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