at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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