I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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