my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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