remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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