I'm really into asian looking animals
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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