VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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