I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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