go do what you do best...puke behind churches
that's an acceptable place to lick
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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