she looked like the before picture.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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