gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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