The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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