What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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