grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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