Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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