white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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