I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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