My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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