I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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