I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Panties = found
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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