So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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