Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
