I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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