His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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